Paranormal romance?…or something (Part 2)

How exciting!!

My first post sequel!! Now, it remains to be seen whether or not this Part Two will be better than the original, but I’ve just started writing so it’s all potential at this point.

So, let’s started. If you recall, I recently received a bizarre message from an online suitor, a self-proclaimed psychic. He claimed to have picked up some dark and troubling vibes from my profile pic. Yeah, the bright, cheery photo of me snapped at a cupcake decorating class! If you missed that post, you can check it out here, in all its crazy person glory.

Well, it wasn’t long before curiosity got the better of me, and I fired off a response. I mean, how could I pass up this opportunity! This message was either a very unique spammer, a delusional young man who is desperately trying to stand out from all the other fish in the sea… or he’s actually possessed extra-sensory gifts and my spirit is in some serious trouble.

Now, I didn’t want a lengthy or overly-detailed reply to Psychic Fish‘s message, just a little something.
Here’s my message:

A curse or something!?
Well, That doesn’t sound good. I thought things were going pretty well in my life… But, you’re saying things should be better…??
Oh dear!

Soon after I hit the ‘send’ button, I received this response:

Oh great. I’m either cursed or I’m engulfed in some kind of dark spirit struggle! Isn’t that just delightful news!

I suppose it’s not all bad news. I mean, I live for humanity, while others just live for gain, glory, and greed. And yay for me and my gifting! …Wait! I’ve been looking at this all wrong! Psychic Fish says I have special powers and a big purpose! Holy shit! I’m a friggin’ super hero!! And I’ve been wasting all this time blogging!?
I don’t have time for this! I have look inward and upward and meditate and get my gifts in order!!
*fingers crossed for pyrokinesis*

3 responses to “Paranormal romance?…or something (Part 2)

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  2. UM?!?!?! :-) How can you be “numbed” but “have good energies” at the same time?! Unless he can tell several levels of your psyche all at the SAME TIME?! Just from a PHOTO?! WOW!! *snicker* *snicker*

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