Ta Da!! Here it is:

Yup, that’s it. I figured after last week’s epic ramble-fest, I thought I would give you a little break.
Now, admittedly, there is nothing particularly crazy about being 30. But, when you think it’s your only selling point to a potential date, that’s crazy!
…and sad.
I am hoping that he pressed “send” before meaning to…
Ha! I hope so too. For his sake…