I trust everyone had a great Thanksgiving and is ready to enter into the Thunderdome of Black Friday shopping. So, to prepare you for the crazy you’re about to face in your consumerist battle, I have the Crazy Message of the Week:
I know nothing gets a party started like grabbing a carton of smokes and a frosty brew!! … Now, I will admit that I can be pretty particular and a little snobby about some things… but that just sounds like a trashy trailer park nightmare. Needless to say, this is one party to which I will not RSVP.
Sorry buddy, but I’m sure you’ll find someone who will love your beer and cigarettes party offer. git r done!