Crazy Message of the Week • November 23, 2012

I trust everyone had a great Thanksgiving and is ready to enter into the Thunderdome of Black Friday shopping. So, to prepare you for the crazy you’re about to face in your consumerist battle, I have the Crazy Message of the Week:

I know nothing gets a party started like grabbing a carton of smokes and a frosty brew!! … Now, I will admit that I can be pretty particular and a little snobby about some things… but that just sounds like a trashy trailer park nightmare. Needless to say, this is one party to which I will not RSVP.

Sorry buddy, but I’m sure you’ll find someone who will love your beer and cigarettes party offer. git r done!

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2 responses to “Crazy Message of the Week • November 23, 2012

  1. Also, I learned the hard way once that “do you want to party” actually does not mean fun times with booze and conversation…it means getting down and dirty. Beware of any guy who asks you if you want to “party.”

  2. It would have been so much better if he said “I have some Dom Perignon Champagne and Cuban cigars if you would like to join me for a soiree.”

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