Crazy Message of the Week • December 07, 2012

I have a real winner for your reading pleasure this week!! Oh boy, Oh boy!! Prepare yourself for the Crazy Message of the Week:

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That’s a pretty lengthy message from someone who is just looking for a fuck buddy! Not to mention his profile says he’s 23, yet this message says he’s 29?! But, you know…’dating is more difficult for intelligent, attractive people‘… especially when you’re an idiot and a liar. And why would he go with this elaborate sales pitch? Why tell me what an outstanding guy, what a great provider you are when that has nothing to do with the deal you’ve brought to the table. Also, why would you choose “committed” as one of the three words to describe yourself….when the rest of your message is about how you don’t want to commit. That just makes no sense. No sense at all.

Oh but wait, there’s more!! A second message was sent a few days later…

Then, he sent this third message just a couple of days after that…

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Again, I fail to see why literacy is such a high factor in selecting his potential booty calls??  “Frantically writing to you again“…Seriously?! And some free online dating site telling you that we have a 68% compatibility (which is terrible), doesn’t give you licence to harass me. There is no way you’re ever gonna hit this. Move along…

4 responses to “Crazy Message of the Week • December 07, 2012

  1. Did he mention enough times that he has an engineering degree?? So what?! I bet I could go out and find a guy who works at Tim Horton’s who is less of a jerk than this snob!

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