So, this week I received a I message from a real-life George Costanza!! Behold!! The Crazy Message of the Week:
When I read this message the first time, I could only think of Costanza. Some big, fat jerk demanding a woman who is nothing short of perfect. Honestly, how many times does your message (and profile) need to specify you will only accept messages from what you consider a ‘beautiful’ lady. I get it, you’re shallow…. and apparently can cook look a mofo.